Here are my favorite headlines of news stories published by the Villages-News. You just can’t make this stuff up!
Villages-News Headlines from 01/01/2021 - 05/29/2021 Nurse attacked at The Villages hospital by Indiana man covered in hand soap Villager jailed after gal pal claims bamboo stick attack during heated argument Villager arrested in alleged Whopper-throwing racial tirade Suspicious man with pants down arrested at Zippy Mart in Fruitland Park Villager lending hand to lady friend arrested after allegedly wielding tire iron Worker jailed after “all hell broke loose” during a brawl that left a woman with a broken arm at an assisted living center in The Villages. Villager pulls gun on ex-wife allegedly threatening him with golf club PepperTree woman sentenced to jail time in DUI tied to Big Mac craving Judge sentences Water Oaker found with massive stash of child pornography Naked woman arrested after allegedly terrorizing customers in Aldi parking lot Man arrested after battle over pump at gas station in The Villages Summerfield teen jailed after smacking victim in face with clay frog figurine Kohl’s sneaker bandit back behind bars after violent skirmish with lady friend Girl fight spills out onto sidewalk at nightspot in The Villages Villager files lawsuit against neighbor who pulled gun on him Summerfield man claims his pants with drugs in pocket belong to somebody else Man arrested after battle over pump at gas station in The Villages Villager jailed without bond after violating golf cart DUI probation Villager from New York jailed after allegedly ‘body-slamming’ gal pal in garage Del Webb Spruce Creek resident once found passed out behind eatery back in jail Summerfield man jailed after gal pal claims he threatened her with bag of groceries Villager accused of masturbating in public hopes judge will toss out case Driver with loaded gun nabbed with cocaine used to treat ‘stomach ulcers’ Lady Lake man arrested after allegedly swinging baseball bat at woman Beer-toting bicyclist arrested in drive-through lane at Burger King Neighbors in The Villages battling about oversized birdcage ‘Nutter Butter’-taking Summerfield man nabbed after burglary at residence Villager accused of peeping in restroom wants charge thrown out on technicality DUI suspect arrested after incident in drive-through lane at McDonald’s Bison Valley man allegedly lured young girls with phones and e-cigarettes Resident of The Villages sentenced in public masturbation case Summerfield man jailed after gal pal reports nasty hair-pulling altercation Love triangle sparks brawl between rivals at restaurant in The Villages Summerfield woman jailed after popping out of camper and battling guy pal 86-year-old Villager with cane arrested after verbal threats to kill wife Summerfield man jailed after found sleeping in fearful lady friend’s shed Fence-jumping grandchildren prompt petition in villa community in Chitty Chatty Dogs tied to criminal activity won’t get special treatment in Sumter County Villager arrested after alleged attack on woman over their cats
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AuthorDavid H. Dallas has had a variety of notable careers in his 67 years & been a keen observer of the human condition. Now retired and spending time between his homes in PA & FL, his articles have appeared in numerous publications. BonafidesRegistered Nurse, EMT-Paramedic, ASN, summa cum laude, 2 National Honor Societies, American Heart Association certifications in Advanced Cardiac Life Support and Pediatric Advanced Life Support. Certified Coroner following training at the Pennsylvania State Police Academy and served as the Chief Deputy Coroner for Venango County in Pennsylvania. Archives
May 2021
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